Sunday, March 20, 2005

MISSING: Reward if found

My Sense of Humor is missing.
It looks kind of like THIS, a bit like THIS, and a lot like THIS.
It was last seen in the jaws of a big black dog.

A reward will be offered for any information leading to its recovery.
Until found, there will be no further posts.

14 Comments:

At 12:33 AM, Blogger Larry Jones said...

I hope you find it soon, sweetheart. It would be a shame to see no further posts from you.
By the way, are you thinking cash reward, or...?

 
At 1:31 AM, Blogger theresa said...

For you Larry, a dozen kisses with real red lipstick.

 
At 7:35 AM, Blogger Queen Of Pink said...

OMFG!! I just spewed Diet Coke all over my screen. Seriously. That cunninglus post was the funniest thing. Ever.

FIND IT!! Whatever you do, find it. I will help you search, on my hands and knees with a flashlight. Just find it. Because that is funny shit.

Hugs T!

 
At 10:35 AM, Blogger cricket said...

HUGE REWARD OFFERED:

theresa's sense of humor MUST be restored...beware of big black dog last seen carrying said sense of humor, assumed to be armed and quite dangerous!! sense of humor in question is fluid, and witty, and generously responds to the humor of others...in fact, if hiding, theresa's sense of humor is most likely to be coaxed out by use of your own...

get out there and look, people!!!

:) xo

 
At 3:06 PM, Blogger Tommy said...

QoP, I would be very careful of getting on my hands and knees around here ;)

 
At 5:44 PM, Blogger Jay said...

No further posts? Say it ain't so! Feel free to skip the humor and just head for the sweaty bits?

Jay

 
At 8:19 AM, Blogger Yacky said...

I would say that this post of yours alone proves that you didn't loose it. It just must look a little different or something.

 
At 9:10 AM, Blogger Tiger said...

...this is a comment offered in completely gen-yoo-ine sincerity. Get thee to thy local library and borrow a couple of Junie B. Jones books on cassette. You will likely find them in the Juvenile Section.

...I swear on my life... that Junie B. will make you giggle.
...or at least grin... and then y'know... giggle.

(it's the latest thing I'm doing w/ my kids--books on tapes in lieu of a video to fall asleep to. I'm not admitting to it--but I've been listening to them too. they're FABulous. I swear. :)
Junie B. Jones. Audiobooks. Barbara Parks.
...GO!
...NOW!
...I'm gonna drag you to the library if you don't get there on your own.
I swear.
:D

 
At 4:43 PM, Blogger Goldfish Shoals said...

Check your shoes! Sometimes, when a big black dog takes something of mine, I find that he has put it in my shoes.

 
At 4:47 PM, Blogger Goldfish Shoals said...

Yacky might be right. Maybe it's wearing a new hat. With leaves sticking out of it. Like a straw hat, but camoflauged for spectacular hiding. That might be why you can't find it.

 
At 8:27 AM, Blogger Rednaked said...

I don't know were it went but I'll be glad to kick in on the reward!

Whatever it may be.....


I need my Chik Fix damn it!

 
At 10:15 AM, Blogger dwduck said...

:(

 
At 7:31 PM, Blogger kelebek }{ said...

I agree with tiger. Junie B. Jones always makes me laugh. I am 20, I proudly admit I read my little brother's Junie B. Jones books!!
kelebek }{
ps: hope someone finds ur humor!

 
At 10:03 PM, Blogger Tommy said...

How about a stupid knock knock joke?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Gratuitous Orgasm
Gratuitous Orgasm who?
Why ask? It's Gratuitous

See? Told you it was bad.

 

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