MISSING: Reward if found
My Sense of Humor is missing.
It looks kind of like THIS, a bit like THIS, and a lot like THIS.
It was last seen in the jaws of a big black dog.
It was last seen in the jaws of a big black dog.
A reward will be offered for any information leading to its recovery.
Until found, there will be no further posts.
posted by Theresa @ 3/20/2005 10:54:00 PM
8 Comments:
I hope you find it soon, sweetheart. It would be a shame to see no further posts from you.
By the way, are you thinking cash reward, or...?
For you Larry, a dozen kisses with real red lipstick.
QoP, I would be very careful of getting on my hands and knees around here ;)
No further posts? Say it ain't so! Feel free to skip the humor and just head for the sweaty bits?
Jay
...this is a comment offered in completely gen-yoo-ine sincerity. Get thee to thy local library and borrow a couple of Junie B. Jones books on cassette. You will likely find them in the Juvenile Section.
...I swear on my life... that Junie B. will make you giggle.
...or at least grin... and then y'know... giggle.
(it's the latest thing I'm doing w/ my kids--books on tapes in lieu of a video to fall asleep to. I'm not admitting to it--but I've been listening to them too. they're FABulous. I swear. :)
Junie B. Jones. Audiobooks. Barbara Parks.
...GO!
...NOW!
...I'm gonna drag you to the library if you don't get there on your own.
I swear.
:D
:(
I agree with tiger. Junie B. Jones always makes me laugh. I am 20, I proudly admit I read my little brother's Junie B. Jones books!!
kelebek }{
ps: hope someone finds ur humor!
How about a stupid knock knock joke?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Gratuitous Orgasm
Gratuitous Orgasm who?
Why ask? It's Gratuitous
See? Told you it was bad.
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