Saturday, March 12, 2005

Woo Hoo ! ! !

Some smart folks in China really have their priorities set properly.
Check it out >>>

http://funreports.com/2005/02/21/58364.html
New erotic kit guarantees 100 percent distant sex. The new hi-tech invention of the sex industry allows to enjoy the pleasure of "distant sex." Each kit contains: a computer board, headphones and a microphone for naughty communication online. Everything is complete with a vibrator or a vagina (depending on user's sex) - they are connected to personal computers through computer boards. According to instructions, a male partner can control the vibrator of a woman and talk to her on the microphone, whereas the female partner in her turn is able to manipulate the vagina used by a man. When the sensual system is connected to the computer and the online connection is established with a partner, the screen menu offers a variety of choices: vigorous movements or tender vibrations of a dildo, a strong or a delicate grip of a vagina. Two partners can thoroughly enjoy the reality of virtual sex with the help of the product - all they have to do is to move a mouse. He remotely controls the vibrator in a woman's body, while she is remotely in charge of the appropriately used vagina. Chinese technicians, who participated in the invention of the 190-dollar erotic system, say that everything is reliable and does not lead to any technical malfunctions during operation.

Now I just have to figure out how to order one of these little kits and find a partner to do the same.

4 Comments:

At 12:14 AM, Blogger cricket said...

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... :)

 
At 12:34 PM, Blogger Bryna said...

Wow, that brings a whole new meaning to "online love affair". Way to bring cyber sex into the 20th century!!!

 
At 2:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

But Theresa,

How would you be able to control your powerful vocalizations in a work environment?

Love,
NCHortStud

 
At 5:28 PM, Anonymous dick said...

If I happen to hit a wrong button and electrocute my distant lover can I be charged with murder?

 

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