Sunday, December 10, 2006

Where are All the Good Men?

Fuck Her Gently

This is a song
for the ladies
but fellas... listen closely

You don't have to fuck her hard
in fact sometimes that's not right to do..
Sometimes u got to make some love
and fuckin give her some smooches too..
Sometimes you got to squeeze..
Sometimes you got to say "Please"..
Sometimes you gotta say "Hey,"
"I'm gonna fuck you.. softly"
"I'm gonna screw you gently"
"I'm gonna hump you sweetly"
"I'm gonna ball you discreetly"
and then you say "Hey, I brought you flowers"
and then you say "Wait a minute Sally,"
"I think I got sometin' in my teeth could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' teamwork!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
Then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
and then I'll fuckin bone you completely
but then I'm gonna fuck... you hard.....

Tenacious D


At 6:24 PM, Blogger Unacknowledged Genius said...

That's sheer fucking poetry.

At 7:15 PM, Blogger Ron Southern said...

Reminds me of my poem about Zipless Fucking, but yours is nicer. And more erotic. Sigh...

At 12:31 AM, Blogger theresa said...

UGenius - That's right. Sometimes you hear a song and it just speaks to your soul :)

Ron - I knew you'd appreciate this.

At 9:45 AM, Blogger Larry Jones said...

Yikes. What station do you listen to?

At 1:07 PM, Blogger Blazngfyre said...


I have his DVD .... and I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this song!!

Thanks for perking up my Monday!

At 6:46 PM, Blogger Dan said...

I love smooches and hugs. Does that make me gay or something? :)

Hugs and kisses!

At 8:17 PM, Blogger theresa said...

Larry - Oh, you know those crazy kids on the late night University stations.

Sizzlin' B - Glad you enjoyed it, Sweetheart.

Dan - As a matter of fact, I'm pleased to say that it does mean you're gay. Congratulations! I'm so proud and happy for you.


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