Where are All the Good Men?
Fuck Her Gently
This is a song
for the ladies
but fellas... listen closely
You don't have to fuck her hard
in fact sometimes that's not right to do..
Sometimes u got to make some love
and fuckin give her some smooches too..
Sometimes you got to squeeze..
Sometimes you got to say "Please"..
Sometimes you gotta say "Hey,"
"I'm gonna fuck you.. softly"
"I'm gonna screw you gently"
"I'm gonna hump you sweetly"
"I'm gonna ball you discreetly"
and then you say "Hey, I brought you flowers"
and then you say "Wait a minute Sally,"
"I think I got sometin' in my teeth could you get it out for me?"
That's fuckin' teamwork!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
Then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
and then I'll fuckin bone you completely
but then I'm gonna fuck... you hard.....
Hard........
posted by Theresa @ 12/10/2006 02:42:00 PM
6 Comments:
That's sheer fucking poetry.
Reminds me of my poem about Zipless Fucking, but yours is nicer. And more erotic. Sigh...
UGenius - That's right. Sometimes you hear a song and it just speaks to your soul :)
Ron - I knew you'd appreciate this.
Yikes. What station do you listen to?
I love smooches and hugs. Does that make me gay or something? :)
Hugs and kisses!
Larry - Oh, you know those crazy kids on the late night University stations.
Sizzlin' B - Glad you enjoyed it, Sweetheart.
Dan - As a matter of fact, I'm pleased to say that it does mean you're gay. Congratulations! I'm so proud and happy for you.
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