Why I Love Geeks, Dorks and Nerds
- They always help me with my math, biology, chemestry and astology, oops, I mean astonomy homework
- They're great to have as a partner when playing Trivial Pursuit
- They don't notice when I stop listening to them and begin manicuring my nails while having sexual fantasies about Brad Pitt
- They know how to blow shit up
- I never have to live through endless conversations about the Superbowl and other boring sporting events
- I've never had to do anything more than say "where's the ON button" when I get a new computer
- They always have the best weed
- They'll go to the store to buy condoms for me because they think the people at the store will think they are having the sex
- They think I'm cool and I don't even have to try to be cool
- They can program my VCR without using the owner's manual
- They know how to super charge my vibrator
posted by Theresa @ 12/12/2004 02:35:00 PM
2 Comments:
Are all chemists nerds, or just the ones who can help you with your homework?
Most nerds are also skilled at hypnosis, which can be lots of fun at a party especially if you volunteer to be the subject.
Just thought I'd throw that in.
you have just described my friends... (the nerdy part)
and me... (the hot part?)
hahahaha....
i wish.....
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