Thursday, December 09, 2004

Kick the Livin' Shit Outta Diabetes!

Our sweet Lu is sick too. She's been in the hospital for the last three days. Both of her lungs have pnuemonia and she has diabetes like my Monkey-man.

I think Danny Greenjeans has the right idea when he says we should get a posse together and go after that bastard Diabetes. We should snuff him out so he stops hurting our friends. I want to give Diabetes a good kick in the teeth with my new Amazon Warrior Queen struttin' black boots.

Come-on Danny. You, me, your karate-kickin Hot Chik Teresa, and Cereal Girl gonna take Diabetes down!


13 Comments:

At 11:59 AM, Blogger Goldfish Shoals said...

Um...can I come? I don't know anyone with diabetes, but I love revolutions.

 
At 8:39 AM, Blogger Dannyness said...

How many hit dice does Diabetes have? What's it's armour class? Can I bring my +3 magic sword?

 
At 11:49 AM, Blogger greenman said...

My friend Dannyness is a dork. Weee, I mean come on who spells armor with a U?

 
At 6:32 PM, Blogger Dannyness said...

Yeah. Like the fact that I was spouting Dungeons and Dragons nonsense didn't already drive home the fact that I'm a dork.

Wait a minute. Was that your point? Man. Irony is difficult.

 
At 2:48 AM, Blogger Goldfish Shoals said...

Suffering through D & D references in comments on my favorite hot chiks' blog is difficult.

 
At 1:25 PM, Blogger theresa said...

More talk of kicking ass, righteous vengance, and general mayhem please!

 
At 2:56 PM, Blogger Goldfish Shoals said...

I'd like to talk about the vengeance I am inclined to wreak now that I have been informed that my favoritest Tortoise-Head likes D&D. It's a fucking tragedy.

 
At 8:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awww, come on. Geeks are the best! And it's not like it's role playing games are my reason for being. Though if you count being in plays, I guess it is a large part of my reason for being, I guess.

I can think of at least three other people who have posted to this blog (or contributed) who play D&D as well.

But anyway. Yeah. Diabetes needs to lose limbs. I got pressured into doing secret santa at work. The woman whose name I drew is married to someone with diabetes. I think I'll donate to the American Diabetes Association on her behalf. It won't be a sock to the groin. But it'll at least be a slap on the hand.

 
At 9:00 AM, Blogger Dannyness said...

Oops. Didn't mean to be anonymous there in that last comment. I admit it with pride. Danny Greenjeans is a geek and whoops ass on diabetes!

 
At 2:30 PM, Blogger theresa said...

While I'm not smart enough to call myself a geek (I've never even read the Lord of the Rings). And, I can't be a geek because I have a great wardrobe and hair ... not to mention the fact that I've been getting laid regularly my entire life. However, there is no denying that I have the gravitational pull of Mother-Earth herself when it comes to attracting the geeks of the universe into my life.

 
At 5:56 AM, Blogger Lu said...

I'm normally a pacifist, but sometimes you just gotta fight insulin with insulin! (and when you have to test your bloodsugar they give you these little things called, "lancets". The perfect weapon.)

Um, T & Danny: Stay on task, kids, ok?

 
At 6:56 AM, Blogger Lu said...

Just occurred to me...

Monkey, did you notice that diabetes found us both RIGHT AT THE BEGINNING OF CHRISTMAS COOKIE SEASON!!!!! AAAARRRRGGGGHHH!!!!

 
At 11:18 AM, Blogger theresa said...

oh look, there's a chicken

 

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