Saturday, November 27, 2004

Things to Do (and Don't) List:

It’s important to stay organized when your brain is being controlled by your twisted and tattered heart. I find it necessary to set goals as well as limits for myself.

Do – Breathe in and out all day long.
Don’t – Get a tattoo of Darth Vader to remind yourself to breathe in and out all day long.
Do – Eat food.
Don’t – Eat ALL the food. Leave some for the other people on the planet.
Do – Go to the store for toilet paper, milk and coffee.
Don’t – Buy 6 fashion magazines to torture yourself with why you’re not thin enough, pretty enough, or sexy enough to be loved the way you want to be loved.
Do – Go to the gym.
Don’t – Spend five hours at the gym trying to get strong enough to beat anyone up who tries to hurt you again. (Remember, how you couldn’t drive for two days after the last time you did that)
Do – Pay your over-due bills
Don’t – Shop on-line for crap you really don’t want and don’t need.
Do – Call your mother. She’s worried about you.
Don’t – Call any old boyfriends, get together with any old boyfriends, or fuck any old boyfriends.
Do – Go out with that really sweet guy.
Don’t – Think he’s going to fix everything that hurts.
Do – Hug your dog often. He always thinks you’re pretty, smart and you smell good.
Don’t – Hug your dog too hard. Remember the week you realized you might not die before your 40th birthday. You frightened him so bad it took half a pound of bacon to get him out from behind the bed.

That should do it for today.


At 12:34 AM, Blogger Alli said...


Do- love your blog
Don't- like my ass

At 12:57 AM, Blogger Goldfish Shoals said...

Do: Love your ass
Don't: Like you not loving your ass


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