Things I Love About Good Sex
- The just-been-fucked hair-do actually looks good on me.
- When someone asks what I'm grinning about the next day, my friends know when I coyly smile and shrug, but strangers don't have a clue.
- I'm magically transformed into a powerful sensual magestic Amazon goddess.
- I wake up the next morning and actually feel like making breakfast.
- Cardio baby!
- I save the batteries in my vibrator.
- I have something naughty to think about while I'm at my boring job.
- My tits look perkier for two or three days afterward.
- I feel like singing "Sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you" from Young Frankenstein.
- And of course, the orgasms are pretty groovy too!
posted by Theresa @ 11/21/2004 07:00:00 AM
8 Comments:
You forgot to add:
"I get even at noisy neighbours."
LoL! Keep up the good work on this blog! Nice to look at things from a different perspective.
;)
No comment...just a :)
Hey duck, was that a smile and a shrug, or just a smile?
Wrecked -
"I get even at noisy neighbours." It'especially fun when the neighbors live across the street - Take that you crazy U of I, all--night-partying wrestling team!
However, when the neighbors are noisy because they are having great sex; that makes me very happy.
Wenchy - If you've got nasty hair after sex, it's only evidence that you are "Queen Jungle Fuck". Go girl!
I always have a big grin on my face when I read your posts Theresa. :)
Hahahahaha! I'm all for the benefits of sex but do practise safe sex ya. Just a gentle reminder from your friendly neighbourhood blogger. Cheers!
guess the Saturday night date went well ... ?
Ryan: Good observation! Unlike what the U.S. Republican Administration would have us believe about marriage, Good Sex does not require the participation of both a Man and a Woman. However, methinks sex can be good in many ways with me a Man and his penis.
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