Saturday, April 16, 2005

The Blog-A-Thon Claims It's Next Victims

I've written 5 different questions for each person who asked to be interviewed. This was more difficult than I thought it would be, but it was also great fun! If anyone else still wants to participate, just leave a comment saying "interview me".

SG

1. Your Fairy Love Goddess graces you with a magical swat on the rump with the Little Red Riding Crop and you suddenly have one singularly exquisite talent. Choose from the following:

  • You develop a set of pipes that elevate you to Supreme Hot Chik of all Hot Diva Chiks.
  • You write a novel that makes James Joyce crawl from the grave to bow at your feet.
  • You become the greatest thing to happen to the dance world since Michael Flatley.
  • You create physical works of art that set all the hottest galleries in an all-out biting-scratching-hair-pulling war over you.
  • You grace the stage with stirring dramatic performances that leave devoted audiences breathless with each and every flawless locution.
    Which talent do you choose and why?

2. Describe yourself using one word for each letter of the alphabet.

3. Every woman has a piece of jewelry that doesn’t have a high market value, but it’s priceless to her. What piece of jewelry is yours? Why?

4. A physically unattractive man approaches you with a proposition ... I know, eye-of-the-beholder, ya-da, ya-da, ya-da ... Needless to say, you're certain he lost a fight (face-first) with his lawn tractor. He offers you $500 per day for 7 days to pose as his girlfriend. There’s no hanky-panky and no kissing. All you have to do is go out with him, hold his hand in front of a few people he knows, and try to make it look realistic. Would you do it? Why? Why not?

5. You’ve won your fantasy vacation (all expenses paid), but you only have 15 minutes to pack and call a friend to water the plants and feed the cat while you’re gone. What are the absolute necessities that MUST go with you? You only have time to pack 20 items before the limo comes to take you to the airport, HURRY!!! ……………… (btw, where are you going? And, do they have lots of hotties there?)

TIGER

1. Your Fairy Love Goddess graces you with a magical swat on the rump with the Little Red Riding Crop. As a result, your favorite childhood fantasy comes true. How does that change your current life?

2. What kind of underwear are you?
bikini ~ french cut ~ briefs ~ thong ~ boy shorts ~ Why?

3. Rank the following 7 attributes from most important to least important:
Beauty * Intelligence * Kindness * Wit

Integrity * Charisma * Sex Appeal
What was your reason for your first choice?
What was your reason for your last choice?


4. You deserve a break. Would you rather have a maid clean your house every day? A professional chef to prepare all the meals for the household? A chauffeur to drive you and your family everywhere? Or a masseuse to provide daily massage therapy? Why?

5. What’s the most fun you’ve ever had with your clothes on?

SK

1. Your Fairy Love Goddess graces you with a magical swat on the rump with the Little Red Riding Crop and you are transformed into a superhero. What do you look like and what can you do?

2. We can’t go back and live our childhood over again, but what if you had the opportunity to give every child in the world a piece of wisdom from your experience? If you could share one thing with every child,
what would it be? Why is that thing important?

3. It may not be fair, but like it or not, all of us have our biases. What are yours?
What is your number one personality turn-on?
What is your number one physical characteristic turn-on? (don’t just say "a fine ass" describe "the fine ass")
What is your number one personality turn-off?
What is your number one physical characteristic turn-off?

4. If you could have the word "Laundry" tattooed in 12 point Times font anywhere you chose on your body in exchange for never having to do laundry again, would you do it? (note: all your laundry would always be clean, ironed and put away).
Explain. And if yes, where would you have "Laundry" put on your body?

5. A mad billionaire scientist offers you $500,000 if you will gain 25 pounds. The only catch … not only do you have to gain the weight, you also have to hang on to it for at least 5 years. If you fail, you have to give all the money back (with interest). What would you do?

REDNAKED WOMAN

1. Your Fairy Love Goddess graces you with a magical swat on the rump with the Little Red Riding Crop. You find yourself on the set of a TV sitcom loosely based on your life. What’s it called and what’s it all about? (how’s it doing in the ratings?)

2. You have the opportunity to meet one person, living or dead, for the purpose of telling him/her off. Who do you want to give a piece of your mind to? What would you say to him/her?

3. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be? (why?) Would your partner choose the same thing? If not, what would he change about you? (why?)

4. You are offered a risk-free miracle drug. The drug has no negative side effects. Once a woman takes the drug she will have perfect hair, nails and make-up for the rest of her life. She will age gracefully and will always look like she just stepped out of the finest salon. The catch? Your hairstyle, nail color, and the way you wear your make-up cannot change once you take the drug. Would you take it? (explain)

5. Describe what’s on tonight’s dinner menu if food is you and your personality.

Thomas

Coming Attractions: 5 Questions for Thomas, beginning with

1. Your Fairy Love Goddess graces you with a magical swat on the rump with the Little Red Riding Crop ...

8 Comments:

At 3:32 AM, Blogger SG said...

Holy F&%K, hot chickie, you're gonna have to give me the weekend to think up a few responses here!
*I'm tickled pink* and I'll get right on it! :)

 
At 3:47 AM, Blogger theresa said...

Take your all the time you need. It's gonna take me a while to wrestle with Blogger, and then can move on to the fun of building a smart little riding crop.

 
At 11:29 AM, Blogger Kay said...

Hmm ... maybe this is the impetus I need to rediscover the Joy of Blogging. Hit me with some questions, baby ... and I'll answer on my own site if that's okay.

 
At 6:32 PM, Anonymous sk said...

I'm DONE! Those were VERY fun. The 1st question was my favorite. I hope you enjoy the adventures of ORGASMA!!

 
At 9:36 PM, Blogger theresa said...

Hooray!
Thomas, Kayten and kelebek }{ want to play too. I'll have your questions before you wake up Sunday morning.

 
At 11:21 PM, Anonymous dick said...

Ok I'm ready for my questions...Make them deep, dark and mysterious...

 
At 12:51 PM, Blogger theresa said...

Sorry the new questions aren't posted yet. I got distracted by a sexy man (who woulda thunk?). I'll have the questions in a few hours.

 
At 4:49 PM, Blogger Dtrini said...

Interesting questions. I'll press my luck and ask to be interviewed please.

 

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