Sunday, April 17, 2005

2nd Wave Blog-A-Thon Victims

Thank you for your interest and patience. I'm looking forward to reading your answers.


Your Fairy Love Goddess graces you with a magical swat on the rump with the Little Red Riding Crop. Once the euphoria subsides, you realize that you feel kind of different. When you investigate, you discover that you’ve been transformed into a woman. You will only stay this way for 24 hours. What do you plan to do? What do you hope to learn?

What’s the most generous thing someone has ever done for you? What about it was meaningful?

People tend to think of men in terms of dogs and women in terms of cats. With this in mind, describe yourself as a dog.

Would you rather have sex with 100 slightly above average women, or with one exquisite woman 100 times. Why?
(Note: this question is relative to your personal ideals of what’s sexually appealing)

If you were given the opportunity to see how and when you kick the bucket by peeking into the future and watching the last 5 minutes of your life, would you look? Explain


Your Fairy Love Goddess graces you with a magical swat on the rump with the Little Red Riding Crop. Once the euphoria subsides, you notice three people standing before you. One is your son when he’s a 21-year old man. The second is your mother when she was pregnant with you. The third is yourself when you were 12 years old. You are allowed to say a few words to each of them before they vanish. What do you say?

People tend to think of men in terms of dogs, and women in terms of cats. With this in mind, describe yourself as a cat.

When we were teenagers, a lot of us made over-dramatic promises like "I’d rather die than drive a mini-van." Many of us grew up and broke that promise because we realized pragmatism often outweighs looking cool.
What else did you promise yourself you would never do as an adult?
Which promises did you keep? Which did you break?

One of the things I admire about you is your dedication to keeping your brother’s memory alive. What are five things you hope your loved ones will always remember about you after you’re gone?

How long do you have to know a guy before you feel okay about farting around him? Explain.

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1. ~ (This is a repeat, but it’s my favorite, so you’re getting it too)
Your Fairy Love Goddess graces you with a magical swat on the rump with the Little Red Riding Crop. Once the euphoria subsides, you suddenly have one singularly exquisite talent. Choose from the following:
~ You develop a set of pipes that elevate you to Supreme Hot Chik of all Hot Diva Chiks.
~ You write a novel that makes James Joyce crawl from the grave to bow at your feet.
~ You become the greatest thing to happen to the dance world since Michael Flatley.
~ You create physical works of art that set all the hottest galleries in an all-out biting-scratching-hair-pulling war over you.
~ You grace the stage with stirring dramatic performances that leave devoted audiences breathless with each and every flawless locution.

Which talent do you choose and why?

You are implicated in a serious crime that you didn’t commit. You have no defense and it appears that you will be convicted. A friend suggests that you lay all the blame on someone else. This particular scapegoat is conveniently dead. Do you lie about a dead person in order to secure your freedom? Why? / Why not?

You’re a hard working student with a lot of pressure. It seems like there’s never enough time to get everything done. If you were given the flexibility to add hours to your days whenever you had a time-crunch, would you do so? Oh, but there’s a catch. For every hour you use now, you have to subtract two hours from the end of your life. Explain why you would or wouldn’t use this power.

What’s the best compliment you’ve ever received?

A mad billionaire scientist offers you $500,000 if you move to a beautiful tropical island for the next five years. The only catch? … During that time, you cannot see nor have any contact whatsoever with anyone you currently know. What would you do? Why?


Your Fairy Love Goddess graces you with a magical swat on the rump with the Little Red Riding Crop. Once the euphoria subsides, you see before you three unusual cocktails.
~ The first is a Potion of Love. If you drink it, you will meet your perfect match, fall blissfully in love, and live happily ever after.
~ The second is a Potion of Success. If you drink it, you will be extremely successful in your chosen vocation and earn the admiration, respect, and sometimes envy, of your colleagues.
~ The third is a Potion of Wisdom. If you drink it, you will feel at peace throughout your life, regardless of the difficulties you face. Irrational feelings of doubt and fear will be a thing of the past.
Which potion will you drink? Why? If you were choosing for your son, would you make the same choice?

What is "real true love"?

You’ve won a two-week, all-expense paid fantasy vacation. Where will you go and who will accompany you? Why?

Rank the following in order of most important to least important:
~ I trust people who do what they say they’re going to do.
~ I trust people who are most like me
~ I trust people who trust me
~ I trust people who can admit when they are wrong
~ I trust people who genuinely care about me
~ I trust people who can keep a secret
~ I trust people who I can count on when the going gets tough

What do you want for breakfast, and how do you take your coffee?


At 10:07 PM, Blogger Queen Of Pink said...

This is exaclty why I didn't ask questions after answering mine: because your questions rock ass and mine would have been extremely boring!!! I can't WAIT to read all of the answers you get!!

At 10:59 PM, Blogger theresa said...

Get outta town, Pink Chik!
The reason you couldn't ask questions is because you'd have too many takers! Everyone would want to be interviewed by you because you are awesomely creative. It's probably a good thing you didn't because you have a big responsibility with your fantastic new blog.

Thanks for liking my questions. You know, as a former therapist, I got used to asking questions. I discovered that interesting lead people to become more engaged in the process. After a while it becames 2nd nature for me to come up with questions. Besides, who wants to go to a therapist who always asks the same old stuff: how does that make you feel?, what could you do differently in the future? blah, blah, blah ...

At 1:37 AM, Blogger Larry Jones said...

No way do I want to submit to any five questions from you, but I wanted to tell you that I think your questions are terrific. You have turned this kind of dumb blog game into a fun, fascinating and potentially revealing excercise. Your questions are original, thoughtful and probing (I mean in a nice way...). I applaud you for the obvious effort, and for the love and creativity you show.

At 3:25 PM, Blogger Kay said...

What did I sign myself up for? I'm going to have to take one question a day, but I will indeed tackle them. Thanks, Theresa!!

At 7:44 PM, Anonymous Dick said... brain hurts...I answered your questions..there on DickandChick please tell me what I scored, is there a curve?


At 2:04 PM, Blogger kelebek }{ said...

Paper is finally done, going to work on the questions now! yAy!

At 12:25 PM, Blogger Thomas said...

I finally came up with answers. Sorry for the lateness!


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