Saturday, May 06, 2006

Coffee Time

This morning I was once again reminded that I share my house with a man … a very twisted man, but a man nonetheless.

Me: WOW! This coffee is really strong.
Monkey-Man: Really? I didn’t do anything different to it.
Me: How many scoops?
Monkey-Man: Three, same as you.
Me: (sipping) Man! This stuff will put hair on your chest.
Monkey-Man: It must have been brewed by someone with superior strength and virility.
Me: (humoring) I suppose that could explain it.
Monkey-Man: (with enthusiasm) … someone with powerful TESTICULARITY!
Me: (looking at cup suspiciously before taking another sip) Ahhh … now that you mention it, I can definitely taste the unique flavor of testicularity.
Monkey-Man: By the way, did you get a phone call late last night?

Me: (blushing) Yeah ...
(quietly as I walked away) ...and I bet he makes one hell of a cup of coffee.

Anyhow, if you’re ever in the neighborhood, please drop by for a cup of coffee. I’m sure you’ll appreciate the subtle taste enhancement of testicularity in every cup.


At 10:18 AM, Blogger Dick the Boomer said...

I'd love to have a cup of coffee with you. Preferably one that YOU brewed, thankyouverymuch.

At 11:51 AM, Blogger Ron Southern said...

Not that coffee! How about a good drink of water?

At 2:16 PM, Blogger Aisha T. said...

I would love to have a cup or two of coffee with you guys!! Talk about fun.

At 2:39 PM, Blogger ZooooM said...

Twisted men are more fun. Just like those doughnuts that are twisted. Rather than the ones that are just a glob with a hole in the middle.

If only I were close enough for some coffee.

At 5:12 PM, Blogger joy said...

Count me in T! I'd love a tasted of a twisted man's cup of coffee. :) There's alot to be said about said "twisted men" - they somehow manage to make life a little bit more colorful. :D

At 9:59 PM, Blogger theresa said...

Dick - I'll make you the perfect cup of coffee ... promise!

Ron - We have water too.

Aisha - How could we not have a blast with you?

Zooomster - If anyone is an expert on twisted, it's you Girl!

Joy - You know, that ol' twisted Monkey-Man may be moving back to PA. The two of you could have coffee.

At 9:35 AM, Blogger Blazngfyre said...

Sweetie, I am drowning in testicularity HERE; I need more estrogen!!!!!

Preferably in a vat of margaritas or vodka martinis.

At 10:24 AM, Blogger theresa said...

Hot Blaze Chik - I got up early this morning and made the coffee myself. The added OVARILARITY makes it mellow and smooth. How 'bout we start with coffee and move on to the ritas and tinis once the houseboy wakes up this afternoon?

At 10:30 PM, Blogger joy said...

LOL T! Do I smell a "set up"? ;)

At 6:29 AM, Blogger Anonymous Assclown said...

I tried to make coffee with "added testicularity" one time.
It burned like hell and I had to go to the emergency room.

At 7:56 AM, Blogger Al said...

Added tescularity - is that like MFP Flouride

At 11:18 AM, Blogger naive-no-more said...

As long as you don't have to "chew" the coffee, I suppose it's drinkable.

At 11:15 AM, Blogger nosthegametoo said...

If you change that to some tea, then I'll be more than happy to make the trip from Chicago.

Good tea, and good company... how could one turn down even the prospect.

At 9:59 PM, Blogger Sumeeta said...

OMG, I am more of a tea person, but that conversation makes me want to switch to coffee!

At 8:25 AM, Blogger Spin_Doc1 said...

What I want to know was who was on the phone?

At 9:30 AM, Blogger theresa said...

Joy - Wellllll, I am the Love Goddess after all.

AC - Ewwwwwwwww! how does a person wash their brain out after an image like that?

Al - I could be wrong, but I think floride is better for your teeth.

NaiveNM - Drinkable and Good are sometimes worlds apart.

Nosthegametoo - I have a massive collection of tea. I-80, Exit 244. I'd love to share a spot of tea with you.

Sumeeta - Coffee or not, ol' Monkey-Man is definitely good for a regular giggle.

Spin - I guess I set myself up for that question. Would you believe me if I said it was a pleasant wrong number caller?

At 11:23 AM, Blogger gnightgirl said...

Nothing like a cuppa testicular joe to keep you up all night.

This entry made me smile.

At 8:38 AM, Blogger AndyT13 said...

POwerfuly. Testicularity. That's testicularious! HHNT!

At 9:45 PM, Blogger clew said...

I recently read that testicularity-enriched coffee boosts your good cholesterol.

Hi T! Hadn't been by for a while. But it doesnt mean I don't care. Just hella busy ...

Rock on Java Queen!


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